Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Chicken
Thoughts: This one curled like a monkeytail and left streaks as it was being flushed. The bowl looks like a marble cake now.

Kirk, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Veggie Platter
Thoughts: This crap was actually a miracle of human excrement that I believe spanned ALL the numbers of the Bristol chart end to end. It was...horrible.