Kirk, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Steak
Thoughts: Super dense and sank faster than the titanic. Almost refused to break on the way down the hole, but a second flush did the trick. Clean one-wiper.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: rice+veggie stir fry
Thoughts: Above average girth. Unknown length, since it went straight down, but I estimate around 16 inches. Upon flush, it dissolved into a thousand tiny pieces. Rather awe-inspiring.