Thursday, August 6, 2009

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Spinach and tomatoe omlette
Thoughts: That sat in the chamber longer than I would have liked but well worth it. Like a fine red wine, the longer you wait the better it is.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 2

Thoughts: While the poo itself was rather enjoyable, the lingering stench from Kirk made it wholly unpleasant.

Kirk, Bristol: 6, Pleasure: 1

Thoughts: Liquid fire, burned on contact...estimated PH of 3. Makes me wish there was a shower at work. Gonna be a long day.