tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63861316481969100002024-03-07T22:51:53.421-05:00Crap StudyOur Blog's crap content is equal to or less than that of every other blog on the Internet. Welcome...Kirkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03536436431977210998noreply@blogger.comBlogger111125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6386131648196910000.post-28487542983447023032009-12-06T17:54:00.001-05:002009-12-06T17:54:26.625-05:00Ethan, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 1Last Meal: Roast Beef Sandwich <br>Thoughts: ehKirkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03536436431977210998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6386131648196910000.post-62002132689406361572009-11-30T21:24:00.000-05:002009-11-30T21:25:47.102-05:00Ethan, Bristol: 7, Pleasure: 3Last Meal: Tuna <br>Thoughts: This was weird, no burn but 5 minutes after another crap which was the usual bristol 2 pleasure 4.:|Kirkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03536436431977210998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6386131648196910000.post-80768210483150108542009-11-23T11:45:00.000-05:002009-11-23T12:23:36.561-05:00Kirk, Bristol: 7, Pleasure: 1Last Meal: Swedish Meatballs <br>Thoughts: Very acidic and a god-awful stench that even sent Brian for a spin. I blame the Wild Turkey.Kirkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03536436431977210998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6386131648196910000.post-42405919307880380732009-11-19T10:04:00.001-05:002009-11-23T11:57:10.318-05:00Brian, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 3Last Meal: MASHED POTATOES!!!! <br>Thoughts: Let it marinate too long, so it compacted a bit too much, requiring more pushing than I prefer. Nice swirl streaking in the bowl made up for it, bringing the whole experience up to a 3.Kirkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03536436431977210998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6386131648196910000.post-47554523980001892442009-11-17T19:38:00.001-05:002009-11-23T11:56:12.743-05:00Ethan, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 5Last Meal: Peanut Butter Waffle <br>Thoughts: Perfect,just enough pushing, no stench hallejula.Kirkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03536436431977210998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6386131648196910000.post-17380325951533272082009-11-17T09:34:00.000-05:002009-11-23T11:57:48.050-05:00Brian, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 5Last Meal: veggie stir fry <br>Thoughts: A veritable explosion of poo, very little stayed intact upon exposure to the outside world. Very refreshing though.Kirkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03536436431977210998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6386131648196910000.post-24256927479496457872009-11-16T13:26:00.001-05:002009-11-23T11:58:34.371-05:00Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5Last Meal: pasta <br>Thoughts: Extremely thin variation of type 4. Odd smell, but not altogether unpleasant. Cleanliness factor: high.Kirkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03536436431977210998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6386131648196910000.post-25733035540100572532009-11-13T07:41:00.001-05:002009-11-23T11:59:05.484-05:00Ethan, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 1Last Meal: Tuna w/ hot pepper <br>Thoughts: This sucks.I wish i had dumped fire ants.Kirkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03536436431977210998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6386131648196910000.post-53891019602787454892009-11-05T21:21:00.000-05:002009-11-23T11:59:30.656-05:00Ethan , Bristol: 2, Pleasure: 3Last Meal: Ham Grinder <br>Thoughts: This one was ok,but to much pushing and minor stench.Kirkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03536436431977210998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6386131648196910000.post-25502168579319683602009-10-29T12:30:00.001-04:002009-11-23T12:01:03.266-05:00Ethan, Bristol: 2, Pleasure: 2Last Meal: Carrots <br>Thoughts: This one was bad,it felt like i had a urinary track infection in my hole.No stench however.Kirkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03536436431977210998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6386131648196910000.post-38326333181957174372009-10-26T09:29:00.000-04:002009-11-23T12:22:51.529-05:00Kirk, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 1Last Meal: Mini Weiners <br>Thoughts: Violently ejected with a massive back splash to follow. Stench will surely permeate into bosses office. HUZZAH!Kirkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03536436431977210998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6386131648196910000.post-58134702371288106782009-10-25T15:13:00.001-04:002009-11-23T12:23:06.982-05:00Ethan, Bristol: 2, Pleasure: 1Last Meal: Chocolate Pancake <br>Thoughts: Real pleasure -4. So much pushing.Kirkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03536436431977210998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6386131648196910000.post-84308490348081965692009-10-22T18:16:00.000-04:002009-11-23T11:54:47.385-05:00Ethan, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 3Last Meal: Turkey pastrami <br>Thoughts: This one was good,foul stench though.It did pass easily but messy.Glad i had to take a shower after.Kirkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03536436431977210998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6386131648196910000.post-80857608958189566692009-10-21T07:48:00.001-04:002009-11-23T11:48:07.740-05:00Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5Last Meal: Goat cheese and spinach pizza <br>Thoughts: A tremendous foot and a halfer. Was sweating with anticipation of releasing this beast. The first of many brown packages i drop off today.Kirkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03536436431977210998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6386131648196910000.post-84069808523106599112009-10-19T15:55:00.001-04:002009-10-19T16:01:16.208-04:00Ethan, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4Last Meal: bagel with cream chese <br>Thoughts: This crap was good with just enough pushing but slightly fowl stench.Also it was kind of messy.Kirkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03536436431977210998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6386131648196910000.post-23583867398054358142009-10-19T12:20:00.001-04:002009-10-19T15:59:31.364-04:00Kirk, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4Last Meal: Chicken and Pasta <br>Thoughts: Nice density and buoyancy, smelled a little like marshmallows.Kirkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03536436431977210998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6386131648196910000.post-79523119128398998082009-10-16T19:33:00.001-04:002009-10-19T15:58:55.566-04:00Ethan , Bristol: 2, Pleasure: 1Last Meal: tuna grinder <br>Thoughts: This crap gave a new meaning to pain.It felt like my but was on fire.I'm glad its all over.Kirkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03536436431977210998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6386131648196910000.post-55432318613088918982009-09-24T16:53:00.000-04:002009-10-19T15:56:56.859-04:00Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 2Last Meal: spinach omelette <br>Thoughts: Continuation of earlier. Smallish, maybe 6 inches max, but extremely slow coming out. It took like 15 to 20 seconds of open-sphincter time, which was rather exhausting.Kirkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03536436431977210998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6386131648196910000.post-42040363103083934252009-09-24T13:44:00.001-04:002009-10-19T15:56:13.077-04:00Brian, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 3Last Meal: spinach omelette <br>Thoughts: Pushed out before it was really ready, but it's lunch time and I hate having interruptions.Kirkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03536436431977210998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6386131648196910000.post-61382671898886734232009-09-23T10:36:00.000-04:002009-10-19T15:55:41.868-04:00Kirk, Bristol: 6, Pleasure: 1Last Meal: Giant Turkey Leg <br>Thoughts: Messy remnants of culinary over-indulgence at the Big-E. I expected nothing less.Kirkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03536436431977210998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6386131648196910000.post-89536373946791462282009-09-23T09:26:00.000-04:002009-09-23T10:44:21.576-04:00Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 1Last Meal: chili <br>Thoughts: firm but spicey. could smell the chili pepper spices. tough clean up. needed 2 baby wipes to finish offKirkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03536436431977210998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6386131648196910000.post-27613740377812218322009-09-23T09:01:00.001-04:002009-09-23T10:42:34.500-04:00Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 2Last Meal: Pasta <br>Thoughts: Slight burning sensation, with a faint smell of garlic. Otherwise unremarkable.Kirkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03536436431977210998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6386131648196910000.post-12371330401637312872009-09-18T10:01:00.001-04:002009-09-23T10:40:18.669-04:00Kirk, Bristol: 6, Pleasure: 3Last Meal: Hamburger <br>Thoughts: Not sure what number to give this. It was neither a solid, nor a liquid. Very "Newtonian-fluid-like". Left a nice smear going down for Brian's viewing enjoyment during his next bathroom visit.Kirkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03536436431977210998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6386131648196910000.post-71093813256077851722009-09-16T10:13:00.001-04:002009-09-23T10:39:48.354-04:00Kirk, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 5Last Meal: Chicken Pizza <br>Thoughts: About as good as taking a crap can get. Minimal pushing, mild stench, neutral ph, one wipe.Kirkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03536436431977210998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6386131648196910000.post-54404158656626391522009-09-15T09:57:00.001-04:002009-09-15T15:18:53.091-04:00Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 4Last Meal: Chicken <br>Thoughts: This one curled like a monkeytail and left streaks as it was being flushed. The bowl looks like a marble cake now.Kirkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03536436431977210998noreply@blogger.com0