Brian, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: cheeseburger
Thoughts: 12 inches, and perfectly straight. Moderately concerned with how this one will flush, since it's in a awkward position, and seems rather solid. (also, I'm writing in the present tense...infer from that what you will.)

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Lamb
Thoughts: darker in color than normal and higher stench factor. not buoyant at all, a total sinker.