Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Soup
Thoughts: While the poo itself was average, it had an amazing curl to it. Almost reminds me of the curly fries from Frankies.

Kirk, Bristol: 6, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Grilled Chicken
Thoughts: All that is bad about the human digestive system ejected from my anus in a matter of seconds. Foul stench, multiple wipes.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Pasta
Thoughts: I'm speechless. I have not yearned for crap like this ever in my life. Wistfully anticipating the moment when the sphincter gives that ever so slight twinge that it's ready to play ball. Due to medication I haven't crapped in 6 days. This was truly a moving experience which brought a tear to my eye. I think I heard an angel sing.........

Kirk, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: Chicken Sliders
Thoughts: Messy early morning visitor. Required multiple wipes to achieve desired cleanliness. TP situation approaching critical.

Kirk, Bristol: 6, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: Capicola Sammich
Thoughts: Overall pretty messy and unsatisfying with a fairly acidic PH and highly foul stench. Better luck tomorrow.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Chicken
Thoughts: Slippery 8 incher followed by a 6. I think I'm back on schedule, finally.

Kirk, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Tilapia
Thoughts: New diet is kicking in, made this one ACES! Soft outer coating left a swirly stain going down, nominal stench.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: sandwich
Thoughts: friggin warehouse people have no respect for my bowels, don't they realize I'm on a very dependable schedule that's now all messed up?

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Chicken stir fry
Thoughts: nothing exception about this dump other than the stench factor which was higher than expected. not as firm as I would have liked but easy clean up.

Brian, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: birthday cake?
Thoughts: Held that in all freaking afternoon, and now I'm stuck with heavy, dense, stinky poo that's wedged itself into the toilet and refuses to go down. FML.

Kirk, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Onion Burger
Thoughts: Slid out so easily, it almost felt "pre-lubed". Mild acrid stench made the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

Scooter, Bristol: 6, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Alakan King Crab
Thoughts: ooooofffffffff, where did that come from. emergency 911 dash to the crapper.
came out like old faithful erupting.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: pork chops
Thoughts: Low 4, almost a 3. Extremely light in color.

Kirk, Bristol: 7, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Blackened Chicken
Thoughts: That was weird.

Kirk, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Blackened Chicken
Thoughts: A pleasing early morning turtle head. Effortless and relatively clean with a very mild and almost "agreeable" stench factor.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: chicken
Thoughts: Long percolation time didn't pay off. Heavy and dense, moderately painful. Medium to high stink factor.

Kirk, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Salami sandwich
Thoughts: One half pounder followed by a smaller cousin. Overall a really clean and pleasant crap. Mild stench.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Tilapia
Thoughts: Lost some structural integrity when in the water lighty breaking apart. Stench factor high and could smell the spices from last night. no burning up exit though.

Brian, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Steak
Thoughts: Dense, heavy crap. Not particularly pleasing during the event, but I now feel refreshed and ready to face the afternoon, like a weight has been taken off my shoulders.

Kirk, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Tuna Salad
Thoughts: 3 egg shaped/sized ploppers. Stunk so bad that my boss came in to complain about it an hour later. Left a small swirl stain on bowl as it went down.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Steak salad
Thoughts: Massive release of bowels. At least 3 pieces that ranged from 6-8 inches each. light brown and low stink factor.

Kirk, Bristol: 2, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Chicken Cutlets
Thoughts: Akin to trying to pass a sizable log of Salami, had to stop 4 times to catch my breath. The extra effort made my sore back even worse.

Brian, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Pasta
Thoughts: Perfect type 3. Moderate stench, so I couldn't give it the proper appreciation that it deserved.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Shrimp stir fry
Thoughts: Uneventful but still riddled with corn from Sunday night. semi-tough clean up.

Kirk, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: Macaroni salad
Thoughts: Left a slightly acidic tinge upon exit, 2 wipes required to restore ideal sphinctoral PH levels.

Brian, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: chicken
Thoughts: Felt like a 4 coming out, but lost all structural integrity upon impact. Two flushes required.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: BBQ Chicken and Corn
Thoughts: Well here is the other half that decided to stay put for a while. feeling complete now. a nice 12+ incher complete with corn from last night.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: BBQ chicken
Thoughts: No crap the day before so this one itching to get out, dense , sounded like a brick hitting the water. incomplete though with more to follow later hopefully. Stench factor -no bad

Kirk, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Prime Rib
Thoughts: A perfect stink pickle. I stared at it in awe and felt healthier than I ever have in my life.

Brian, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: cheeseburger
Thoughts: 12 inches, and perfectly straight. Moderately concerned with how this one will flush, since it's in a awkward position, and seems rather solid. (also, I'm writing in the present tense...infer from that what you will.)

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Lamb
Thoughts: darker in color than normal and higher stench factor. not buoyant at all, a total sinker.

Kirk, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Veal Parmigiana
Thoughts: The initial sensation of the turtle head suggested this might be more like a 2, but that was just the nub. Remaining 5 inches were much smoother.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: pasta
Thoughts: Decent poo, rather uneventful.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Dirty Wings
Thoughts: After a one day hiatus of no poop and reheating the left over dirty wings , I felt like I left 30% of my body weight in the bowl. Temperature was hot.

Brian, Bristol: 2, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: sammich
Thoughts: Very lumpy and 2-like...almost exactly like the reference image. Seemed incomplete, and left me feeling unsatisfied.

Kirk, Bristol: 6, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Dirty Buffalo Wings
Thoughts: A burning, liquefied hot wing encore...I knew this morning's bristol 3 was too good to be true. :|

Kirk, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Dirty Buffalo Wings
Thoughts: 3 egg-sized stinkers. Couldn't get a visual on the first one as it had already sought refuge down the pipe somewhere, very dense.

Kirk, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Barbecue Chicken Pizza
Thoughts: Kind of just "fell out". About 6 blobs with varying degrees of buoyancy, fairly neutral odor.

Scooter, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: steak
Thoughts: stench factor high, massive U shaped turd. felt like a 2 pounder.

Brian, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Rice-veggie thing
Thoughts: One sip of coffee...BAM!

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: BBQ chicken pizza
Thoughts: No visual confirmation, but I'd speculate it was 6 or 7 inches that managed to stay in hiding this morning. Underwhelming, obviously, but pleasurable nonetheless.

Kirk, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: Cheese Ravioli
Thoughts: The unpleasantness of the stench was further complicated by the fact that I had problems with the automatic light and had to shit in the dark.

Brian, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: Goulash
Thoughts: Needed some thinking time, so I didn't give it the full percolation that it really needed. Expecting a continuation this afternoon.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Turkey sandwich
Thoughts: Pretty much a continuation of this morning's poo...I think I rushed it a bit before.

Kirk, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: Chicken Francaise
Thoughts: Slid out so easily and effortlessly that I needed a hasty visual confirmation that anything even came out. 2 wiper.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: Pancakes!
Thoughts: A bit sticky, requiring extensive cleaning. TP supplies dropped into the red zone with no spare roll, so it was a tense couple of minutes.

Scooter, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Pasta and meatballs
Thoughts: Best word to describe this is "Thick and Pasty", kinda like heinz ketchup.

Kirk, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Pork Tenderloin
Thoughts: Visually resembled my last meal almost exactly. Minor stench factor and a nice shade of burnt sienna.

Scooter, Bristol: 2, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Steak and Shrimp
Thoughts: Strange consistency , very dense and thick. Required more effort than normal to expel, probably a result of recent pain killer medications.

Kirk, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: General Tso Chicken
Thoughts: Overall pretty standard. Smelled like cheetos which was strange.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: pasta
Thoughts: Stink factor: excessive. First update from shrike!

Brian, Bristol: 7, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal:
Thoughts: Fuck this, I'm going home.

Brian, Bristol: 7, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal:
Thoughts: Ugh...just popped my 7 cherry.

Kirk, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Burger King Angry Chicken Sandwich
Thoughts: Resembled a large Cuban cigar and was amazingly almost perfectly neutrally buoyant. Mild to no stench.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Turkey burger
Thoughts: Rather uneventful. Which, considering my gastrointestinal problems the past couple weeks, is awesome.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Sushi
Thoughts: A masterpiece of fecal proportion. Solid 16 inch log, girthy and appropriate color. Stench factor reduced by quick courtesy flush.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Spinach and tomatoe omlette
Thoughts: That sat in the chamber longer than I would have liked but well worth it. Like a fine red wine, the longer you wait the better it is.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 2

Thoughts: While the poo itself was rather enjoyable, the lingering stench from Kirk made it wholly unpleasant.

Kirk, Bristol: 6, Pleasure: 1

Thoughts: Liquid fire, burned on contact...estimated PH of 3. Makes me wish there was a shower at work. Gonna be a long day.

Scooter, Bristol: 7, Pleasure: 1

Thoughts: Post Hockey, Heat exhaustion bowel explosion. Thank god i had to take a shower anyway.

Kirk, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 4

Thoughts: A rare but satisfying mid evening shit. Nice clean one wiper.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 2

Thoughts: Pretty healthy 4, but it required a bit more pushing than I usually like.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Thoughts: Been waiting all morning for that one to finish brewing. Multiple 7-8 inch logs , thick as a brick. Baby wipes = fresh as a daisy.

Kirk, Bristol: 6, Pleasure: 1

Thoughts: Need a pleasure rating of "-1" for this...only because I had to see the remnants of Brian's 5er from last night before I even started.

Brian, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 4

Thoughts: Parting shot before leaving work, left hundreds of little floating particles after flushing.

Kirk, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 3

Thoughts: Akin to passing a semi-cylindrical kitchen sponge.