Monday, August 31, 2009

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Soup
Thoughts: While the poo itself was average, it had an amazing curl to it. Almost reminds me of the curly fries from Frankies.

Kirk, Bristol: 6, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Grilled Chicken
Thoughts: All that is bad about the human digestive system ejected from my anus in a matter of seconds. Foul stench, multiple wipes.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Pasta
Thoughts: I'm speechless. I have not yearned for crap like this ever in my life. Wistfully anticipating the moment when the sphincter gives that ever so slight twinge that it's ready to play ball. Due to medication I haven't crapped in 6 days. This was truly a moving experience which brought a tear to my eye. I think I heard an angel sing.........