Thursday, October 29, 2009

Ethan, Bristol: 2, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: Carrots
Thoughts: This one was bad,it felt like i had a urinary track infection in my hole.No stench however.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Kirk, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Mini Weiners
Thoughts: Violently ejected with a massive back splash to follow. Stench will surely permeate into bosses office. HUZZAH!

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Ethan, Bristol: 2, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Chocolate Pancake
Thoughts: Real pleasure -4. So much pushing.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Ethan, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Turkey pastrami
Thoughts: This one was good,foul stench though.It did pass easily but messy.Glad i had to take a shower after.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Goat cheese and spinach pizza
Thoughts: A tremendous foot and a halfer. Was sweating with anticipation of releasing this beast. The first of many brown packages i drop off today.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Ethan, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: bagel with cream chese
Thoughts: This crap was good with just enough pushing but slightly fowl stench.Also it was kind of messy.

Kirk, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Chicken and Pasta
Thoughts: Nice density and buoyancy, smelled a little like marshmallows.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Ethan , Bristol: 2, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: tuna grinder
Thoughts: This crap gave a new meaning to pain.It felt like my but was on fire.I'm glad its all over.