Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: pasta
Thoughts: Extremely thin variation of type 4. Odd smell, but not altogether unpleasant. Cleanliness factor: high.

Ethan, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Tuna w/ hot pepper
Thoughts: This sucks.I wish i had dumped fire ants.

Ethan , Bristol: 2, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Ham Grinder
Thoughts: This one was ok,but to much pushing and minor stench.

Ethan, Bristol: 2, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: Carrots
Thoughts: This one was bad,it felt like i had a urinary track infection in my hole.No stench however.

Kirk, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Mini Weiners
Thoughts: Violently ejected with a massive back splash to follow. Stench will surely permeate into bosses office. HUZZAH!

Ethan, Bristol: 2, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Chocolate Pancake
Thoughts: Real pleasure -4. So much pushing.

Ethan, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Turkey pastrami
Thoughts: This one was good,foul stench though.It did pass easily but messy.Glad i had to take a shower after.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Goat cheese and spinach pizza
Thoughts: A tremendous foot and a halfer. Was sweating with anticipation of releasing this beast. The first of many brown packages i drop off today.

Ethan, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: bagel with cream chese
Thoughts: This crap was good with just enough pushing but slightly fowl stench.Also it was kind of messy.

Kirk, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Chicken and Pasta
Thoughts: Nice density and buoyancy, smelled a little like marshmallows.

Ethan , Bristol: 2, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: tuna grinder
Thoughts: This crap gave a new meaning to pain.It felt like my but was on fire.I'm glad its all over.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: spinach omelette
Thoughts: Continuation of earlier. Smallish, maybe 6 inches max, but extremely slow coming out. It took like 15 to 20 seconds of open-sphincter time, which was rather exhausting.

Brian, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: spinach omelette
Thoughts: Pushed out before it was really ready, but it's lunch time and I hate having interruptions.

Kirk, Bristol: 6, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Giant Turkey Leg
Thoughts: Messy remnants of culinary over-indulgence at the Big-E. I expected nothing less.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: chili
Thoughts: firm but spicey. could smell the chili pepper spices. tough clean up. needed 2 baby wipes to finish off

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: Pasta
Thoughts: Slight burning sensation, with a faint smell of garlic. Otherwise unremarkable.

Kirk, Bristol: 6, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Hamburger
Thoughts: Not sure what number to give this. It was neither a solid, nor a liquid. Very "Newtonian-fluid-like". Left a nice smear going down for Brian's viewing enjoyment during his next bathroom visit.

Kirk, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Chicken Pizza
Thoughts: About as good as taking a crap can get. Minimal pushing, mild stench, neutral ph, one wipe.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Chicken
Thoughts: This one curled like a monkeytail and left streaks as it was being flushed. The bowl looks like a marble cake now.

Kirk, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Veggie Platter
Thoughts: This crap was actually a miracle of human excrement that I believe spanned ALL the numbers of the Bristol chart end to end. It was...horrible.