Friday, August 7, 2009

Brian, Bristol: 7, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal:
Thoughts: Fuck this, I'm going home.

Brian, Bristol: 7, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal:
Thoughts: Ugh...just popped my 7 cherry.

Kirk, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Burger King Angry Chicken Sandwich
Thoughts: Resembled a large Cuban cigar and was amazingly almost perfectly neutrally buoyant. Mild to no stench.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Turkey burger
Thoughts: Rather uneventful. Which, considering my gastrointestinal problems the past couple weeks, is awesome.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Sushi
Thoughts: A masterpiece of fecal proportion. Solid 16 inch log, girthy and appropriate color. Stench factor reduced by quick courtesy flush.