Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: pasta
Thoughts: Extremely thin variation of type 4. Odd smell, but not altogether unpleasant. Cleanliness factor: high.

Ethan, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Tuna w/ hot pepper
Thoughts: This sucks.I wish i had dumped fire ants.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Goat cheese and spinach pizza
Thoughts: A tremendous foot and a halfer. Was sweating with anticipation of releasing this beast. The first of many brown packages i drop off today.

Kirk, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Chicken and Pasta
Thoughts: Nice density and buoyancy, smelled a little like marshmallows.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: spinach omelette
Thoughts: Continuation of earlier. Smallish, maybe 6 inches max, but extremely slow coming out. It took like 15 to 20 seconds of open-sphincter time, which was rather exhausting.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: chili
Thoughts: firm but spicey. could smell the chili pepper spices. tough clean up. needed 2 baby wipes to finish off

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: Pasta
Thoughts: Slight burning sensation, with a faint smell of garlic. Otherwise unremarkable.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Chicken
Thoughts: This one curled like a monkeytail and left streaks as it was being flushed. The bowl looks like a marble cake now.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: buffalo chicken sandwich
Thoughts: Sticky mess. Required around a dozen wipes to approach something resembling cleanliness. Massive brown streak waiting for the next person to use the ladies room. Ha!

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: turkey burger
Thoughts: After not pooping yesterday, I think my expectations were too high for this one.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: rice+veggie stir fry
Thoughts: Above average girth. Unknown length, since it went straight down, but I estimate around 16 inches. Upon flush, it dissolved into a thousand tiny pieces. Rather awe-inspiring.

Kirk, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Tuna Salad
Thoughts: Akin to shitting out a dehydrated kitchen sponge...expanded to twice it's original volume upon contact with the bowl water.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Egg burrito- Prune Juice
Thoughts: BAM!!! number 2 for the day. strange fibrous quality and low stench factor. Prune juice is amazing for softening stool, it is my friend.

Kirk, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Tuna
Thoughts: Came out so smoothly and effortlessly that I had to do a visual just to confirm it was there. Pungent but short-lived stench.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Saugage
Thoughts: Low stench factor, easy out , easy clean.
total time about 30 seconds from start to finish, no time to even grab ant reading material.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: steak
Thoughts: solid, dark black , dense 18-24 incher. my system is starting to right itself from the purging of opiate painkillers. Would rather take healthy dumps regularly than manage pain levels due to post op.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Soup
Thoughts: While the poo itself was average, it had an amazing curl to it. Almost reminds me of the curly fries from Frankies.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Pasta
Thoughts: I'm speechless. I have not yearned for crap like this ever in my life. Wistfully anticipating the moment when the sphincter gives that ever so slight twinge that it's ready to play ball. Due to medication I haven't crapped in 6 days. This was truly a moving experience which brought a tear to my eye. I think I heard an angel sing.........

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Chicken
Thoughts: Slippery 8 incher followed by a 6. I think I'm back on schedule, finally.

Kirk, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Tilapia
Thoughts: New diet is kicking in, made this one ACES! Soft outer coating left a swirly stain going down, nominal stench.