Kirk, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Chicken Cutlet Sandwich
Thoughts: Required *some* pushing, but not excessive pushing. Just enough to make the final exit more pleasurable. Also pleasingly abrasive.

Brian, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Turkey sandwich
Thoughts: A bit early, since I have a meeting in a few minutes and didn't want to have to deal with the bowel pressure.