Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Soup
Thoughts: While the poo itself was average, it had an amazing curl to it. Almost reminds me of the curly fries from Frankies.

Kirk, Bristol: 6, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Grilled Chicken
Thoughts: All that is bad about the human digestive system ejected from my anus in a matter of seconds. Foul stench, multiple wipes.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Pasta
Thoughts: I'm speechless. I have not yearned for crap like this ever in my life. Wistfully anticipating the moment when the sphincter gives that ever so slight twinge that it's ready to play ball. Due to medication I haven't crapped in 6 days. This was truly a moving experience which brought a tear to my eye. I think I heard an angel sing.........

Kirk, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: Chicken Sliders
Thoughts: Messy early morning visitor. Required multiple wipes to achieve desired cleanliness. TP situation approaching critical.

Kirk, Bristol: 6, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: Capicola Sammich
Thoughts: Overall pretty messy and unsatisfying with a fairly acidic PH and highly foul stench. Better luck tomorrow.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Chicken
Thoughts: Slippery 8 incher followed by a 6. I think I'm back on schedule, finally.

Kirk, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Tilapia
Thoughts: New diet is kicking in, made this one ACES! Soft outer coating left a swirly stain going down, nominal stench.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: sandwich
Thoughts: friggin warehouse people have no respect for my bowels, don't they realize I'm on a very dependable schedule that's now all messed up?

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Chicken stir fry
Thoughts: nothing exception about this dump other than the stench factor which was higher than expected. not as firm as I would have liked but easy clean up.

Brian, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: birthday cake?
Thoughts: Held that in all freaking afternoon, and now I'm stuck with heavy, dense, stinky poo that's wedged itself into the toilet and refuses to go down. FML.

Kirk, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Onion Burger
Thoughts: Slid out so easily, it almost felt "pre-lubed". Mild acrid stench made the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

Scooter, Bristol: 6, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Alakan King Crab
Thoughts: ooooofffffffff, where did that come from. emergency 911 dash to the crapper.
came out like old faithful erupting.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: pork chops
Thoughts: Low 4, almost a 3. Extremely light in color.

Kirk, Bristol: 7, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Blackened Chicken
Thoughts: That was weird.

Kirk, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Blackened Chicken
Thoughts: A pleasing early morning turtle head. Effortless and relatively clean with a very mild and almost "agreeable" stench factor.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: chicken
Thoughts: Long percolation time didn't pay off. Heavy and dense, moderately painful. Medium to high stink factor.

Kirk, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Salami sandwich
Thoughts: One half pounder followed by a smaller cousin. Overall a really clean and pleasant crap. Mild stench.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Tilapia
Thoughts: Lost some structural integrity when in the water lighty breaking apart. Stench factor high and could smell the spices from last night. no burning up exit though.

Brian, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Steak
Thoughts: Dense, heavy crap. Not particularly pleasing during the event, but I now feel refreshed and ready to face the afternoon, like a weight has been taken off my shoulders.

Kirk, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Tuna Salad
Thoughts: 3 egg shaped/sized ploppers. Stunk so bad that my boss came in to complain about it an hour later. Left a small swirl stain on bowl as it went down.