Kirk, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Tilapia
Thoughts: New diet is kicking in, made this one ACES! Soft outer coating left a swirly stain going down, nominal stench.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: sandwich
Thoughts: friggin warehouse people have no respect for my bowels, don't they realize I'm on a very dependable schedule that's now all messed up?

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Chicken stir fry
Thoughts: nothing exception about this dump other than the stench factor which was higher than expected. not as firm as I would have liked but easy clean up.

Brian, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: birthday cake?
Thoughts: Held that in all freaking afternoon, and now I'm stuck with heavy, dense, stinky poo that's wedged itself into the toilet and refuses to go down. FML.

Kirk, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Onion Burger
Thoughts: Slid out so easily, it almost felt "pre-lubed". Mild acrid stench made the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

Scooter, Bristol: 6, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Alakan King Crab
Thoughts: ooooofffffffff, where did that come from. emergency 911 dash to the crapper.
came out like old faithful erupting.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: pork chops
Thoughts: Low 4, almost a 3. Extremely light in color.

Kirk, Bristol: 7, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Blackened Chicken
Thoughts: That was weird.

Kirk, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Blackened Chicken
Thoughts: A pleasing early morning turtle head. Effortless and relatively clean with a very mild and almost "agreeable" stench factor.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: chicken
Thoughts: Long percolation time didn't pay off. Heavy and dense, moderately painful. Medium to high stink factor.

Kirk, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Salami sandwich
Thoughts: One half pounder followed by a smaller cousin. Overall a really clean and pleasant crap. Mild stench.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Tilapia
Thoughts: Lost some structural integrity when in the water lighty breaking apart. Stench factor high and could smell the spices from last night. no burning up exit though.

Brian, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Steak
Thoughts: Dense, heavy crap. Not particularly pleasing during the event, but I now feel refreshed and ready to face the afternoon, like a weight has been taken off my shoulders.

Kirk, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Tuna Salad
Thoughts: 3 egg shaped/sized ploppers. Stunk so bad that my boss came in to complain about it an hour later. Left a small swirl stain on bowl as it went down.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Steak salad
Thoughts: Massive release of bowels. At least 3 pieces that ranged from 6-8 inches each. light brown and low stink factor.

Kirk, Bristol: 2, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Chicken Cutlets
Thoughts: Akin to trying to pass a sizable log of Salami, had to stop 4 times to catch my breath. The extra effort made my sore back even worse.

Brian, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Pasta
Thoughts: Perfect type 3. Moderate stench, so I couldn't give it the proper appreciation that it deserved.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Shrimp stir fry
Thoughts: Uneventful but still riddled with corn from Sunday night. semi-tough clean up.

Kirk, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: Macaroni salad
Thoughts: Left a slightly acidic tinge upon exit, 2 wipes required to restore ideal sphinctoral PH levels.

Brian, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: chicken
Thoughts: Felt like a 4 coming out, but lost all structural integrity upon impact. Two flushes required.