Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: turkey burger
Thoughts: After not pooping yesterday, I think my expectations were too high for this one.

Kirk, Bristol: 6, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: Salami sandwich
Thoughts: Early turtle head indications put this one at a 4 or a high 3. That all changed in one explosive gush of soupy poopy. Neutral ph.

Kirk, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: Grilled Chicken Salad
Thoughts: "Soft blobs with clear-cut edges (passed easily)". That about covers it.

Kirk, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Steak
Thoughts: Super dense and sank faster than the titanic. Almost refused to break on the way down the hole, but a second flush did the trick. Clean one-wiper.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: rice+veggie stir fry
Thoughts: Above average girth. Unknown length, since it went straight down, but I estimate around 16 inches. Upon flush, it dissolved into a thousand tiny pieces. Rather awe-inspiring.

Brian, Bristol: 7, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Pasta
Thoughts: Mostly 7, occasionally hinting at a 6, but then returning back to "entirely liquid". Stench is still foul, but not room-clearingly so.

Brian, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Pasta
Thoughts: Created such a godawful stench that I had to cut it short just to get out of the bathroom.

Kirk, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Tuna Salad
Thoughts: Akin to shitting out a dehydrated kitchen sponge...expanded to twice it's original volume upon contact with the bowl water.

Kirk, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Chicken Cutlet Sandwich
Thoughts: Required *some* pushing, but not excessive pushing. Just enough to make the final exit more pleasurable. Also pleasingly abrasive.

Brian, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Turkey sandwich
Thoughts: A bit early, since I have a meeting in a few minutes and didn't want to have to deal with the bowel pressure.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Egg burrito- Prune Juice
Thoughts: BAM!!! number 2 for the day. strange fibrous quality and low stench factor. Prune juice is amazing for softening stool, it is my friend.

Kirk, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Tuna
Thoughts: Came out so smoothly and effortlessly that I had to do a visual just to confirm it was there. Pungent but short-lived stench.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Saugage
Thoughts: Low stench factor, easy out , easy clean.
total time about 30 seconds from start to finish, no time to even grab ant reading material.

Brian, Bristol: 6, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: chicken
Thoughts: 90% fart, 10% substance. Messy.

Kirk, Bristol: 6, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Beef Stew
Thoughts: A small lump of 5 followed by a mysterious pocket of 7...averaging out to a 6. Methinks their sources were unique and equally significant.

Brian, Bristol: 6, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: Pasta
Thoughts: Goulash goes in, goulash comes out.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: steak
Thoughts: solid, dark black , dense 18-24 incher. my system is starting to right itself from the purging of opiate painkillers. Would rather take healthy dumps regularly than manage pain levels due to post op.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Soup
Thoughts: While the poo itself was average, it had an amazing curl to it. Almost reminds me of the curly fries from Frankies.

Kirk, Bristol: 6, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Grilled Chicken
Thoughts: All that is bad about the human digestive system ejected from my anus in a matter of seconds. Foul stench, multiple wipes.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Pasta
Thoughts: I'm speechless. I have not yearned for crap like this ever in my life. Wistfully anticipating the moment when the sphincter gives that ever so slight twinge that it's ready to play ball. Due to medication I haven't crapped in 6 days. This was truly a moving experience which brought a tear to my eye. I think I heard an angel sing.........