Brian, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Turkey sandwich
Thoughts: A bit early, since I have a meeting in a few minutes and didn't want to have to deal with the bowel pressure.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Egg burrito- Prune Juice
Thoughts: BAM!!! number 2 for the day. strange fibrous quality and low stench factor. Prune juice is amazing for softening stool, it is my friend.

Kirk, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Tuna
Thoughts: Came out so smoothly and effortlessly that I had to do a visual just to confirm it was there. Pungent but short-lived stench.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Saugage
Thoughts: Low stench factor, easy out , easy clean.
total time about 30 seconds from start to finish, no time to even grab ant reading material.

Brian, Bristol: 6, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: chicken
Thoughts: 90% fart, 10% substance. Messy.

Kirk, Bristol: 6, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Beef Stew
Thoughts: A small lump of 5 followed by a mysterious pocket of 7...averaging out to a 6. Methinks their sources were unique and equally significant.

Brian, Bristol: 6, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: Pasta
Thoughts: Goulash goes in, goulash comes out.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: steak
Thoughts: solid, dark black , dense 18-24 incher. my system is starting to right itself from the purging of opiate painkillers. Would rather take healthy dumps regularly than manage pain levels due to post op.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Soup
Thoughts: While the poo itself was average, it had an amazing curl to it. Almost reminds me of the curly fries from Frankies.

Kirk, Bristol: 6, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Grilled Chicken
Thoughts: All that is bad about the human digestive system ejected from my anus in a matter of seconds. Foul stench, multiple wipes.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Pasta
Thoughts: I'm speechless. I have not yearned for crap like this ever in my life. Wistfully anticipating the moment when the sphincter gives that ever so slight twinge that it's ready to play ball. Due to medication I haven't crapped in 6 days. This was truly a moving experience which brought a tear to my eye. I think I heard an angel sing.........

Kirk, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: Chicken Sliders
Thoughts: Messy early morning visitor. Required multiple wipes to achieve desired cleanliness. TP situation approaching critical.

Kirk, Bristol: 6, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: Capicola Sammich
Thoughts: Overall pretty messy and unsatisfying with a fairly acidic PH and highly foul stench. Better luck tomorrow.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Chicken
Thoughts: Slippery 8 incher followed by a 6. I think I'm back on schedule, finally.

Kirk, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Tilapia
Thoughts: New diet is kicking in, made this one ACES! Soft outer coating left a swirly stain going down, nominal stench.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: sandwich
Thoughts: friggin warehouse people have no respect for my bowels, don't they realize I'm on a very dependable schedule that's now all messed up?

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Chicken stir fry
Thoughts: nothing exception about this dump other than the stench factor which was higher than expected. not as firm as I would have liked but easy clean up.

Brian, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: birthday cake?
Thoughts: Held that in all freaking afternoon, and now I'm stuck with heavy, dense, stinky poo that's wedged itself into the toilet and refuses to go down. FML.

Kirk, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Onion Burger
Thoughts: Slid out so easily, it almost felt "pre-lubed". Mild acrid stench made the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

Scooter, Bristol: 6, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Alakan King Crab
Thoughts: ooooofffffffff, where did that come from. emergency 911 dash to the crapper.
came out like old faithful erupting.