Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Chicken stir fry
Thoughts: nothing exception about this dump other than the stench factor which was higher than expected. not as firm as I would have liked but easy clean up.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Brian, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: birthday cake?
Thoughts: Held that in all freaking afternoon, and now I'm stuck with heavy, dense, stinky poo that's wedged itself into the toilet and refuses to go down. FML.

Kirk, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Onion Burger
Thoughts: Slid out so easily, it almost felt "pre-lubed". Mild acrid stench made the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Scooter, Bristol: 6, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Alakan King Crab
Thoughts: ooooofffffffff, where did that come from. emergency 911 dash to the crapper.
came out like old faithful erupting.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: pork chops
Thoughts: Low 4, almost a 3. Extremely light in color.

Kirk, Bristol: 7, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Blackened Chicken
Thoughts: That was weird.

Kirk, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Blackened Chicken
Thoughts: A pleasing early morning turtle head. Effortless and relatively clean with a very mild and almost "agreeable" stench factor.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: chicken
Thoughts: Long percolation time didn't pay off. Heavy and dense, moderately painful. Medium to high stink factor.

Kirk, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Salami sandwich
Thoughts: One half pounder followed by a smaller cousin. Overall a really clean and pleasant crap. Mild stench.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Tilapia
Thoughts: Lost some structural integrity when in the water lighty breaking apart. Stench factor high and could smell the spices from last night. no burning up exit though.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Brian, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Steak
Thoughts: Dense, heavy crap. Not particularly pleasing during the event, but I now feel refreshed and ready to face the afternoon, like a weight has been taken off my shoulders.

Kirk, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Tuna Salad
Thoughts: 3 egg shaped/sized ploppers. Stunk so bad that my boss came in to complain about it an hour later. Left a small swirl stain on bowl as it went down.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Steak salad
Thoughts: Massive release of bowels. At least 3 pieces that ranged from 6-8 inches each. light brown and low stink factor.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Kirk, Bristol: 2, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Chicken Cutlets
Thoughts: Akin to trying to pass a sizable log of Salami, had to stop 4 times to catch my breath. The extra effort made my sore back even worse.

Brian, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Pasta
Thoughts: Perfect type 3. Moderate stench, so I couldn't give it the proper appreciation that it deserved.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Shrimp stir fry
Thoughts: Uneventful but still riddled with corn from Sunday night. semi-tough clean up.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Kirk, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: Macaroni salad
Thoughts: Left a slightly acidic tinge upon exit, 2 wipes required to restore ideal sphinctoral PH levels.

Brian, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: chicken
Thoughts: Felt like a 4 coming out, but lost all structural integrity upon impact. Two flushes required.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: BBQ Chicken and Corn
Thoughts: Well here is the other half that decided to stay put for a while. feeling complete now. a nice 12+ incher complete with corn from last night.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: BBQ chicken
Thoughts: No crap the day before so this one itching to get out, dense , sounded like a brick hitting the water. incomplete though with more to follow later hopefully. Stench factor -no bad