Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Steak salad
Thoughts: Massive release of bowels. At least 3 pieces that ranged from 6-8 inches each. light brown and low stink factor.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Kirk, Bristol: 2, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Chicken Cutlets
Thoughts: Akin to trying to pass a sizable log of Salami, had to stop 4 times to catch my breath. The extra effort made my sore back even worse.

Brian, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Pasta
Thoughts: Perfect type 3. Moderate stench, so I couldn't give it the proper appreciation that it deserved.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Shrimp stir fry
Thoughts: Uneventful but still riddled with corn from Sunday night. semi-tough clean up.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Kirk, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: Macaroni salad
Thoughts: Left a slightly acidic tinge upon exit, 2 wipes required to restore ideal sphinctoral PH levels.

Brian, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: chicken
Thoughts: Felt like a 4 coming out, but lost all structural integrity upon impact. Two flushes required.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: BBQ Chicken and Corn
Thoughts: Well here is the other half that decided to stay put for a while. feeling complete now. a nice 12+ incher complete with corn from last night.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: BBQ chicken
Thoughts: No crap the day before so this one itching to get out, dense , sounded like a brick hitting the water. incomplete though with more to follow later hopefully. Stench factor -no bad

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Kirk, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Prime Rib
Thoughts: A perfect stink pickle. I stared at it in awe and felt healthier than I ever have in my life.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Brian, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: cheeseburger
Thoughts: 12 inches, and perfectly straight. Moderately concerned with how this one will flush, since it's in a awkward position, and seems rather solid. (also, I'm writing in the present tense...infer from that what you will.)

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Lamb
Thoughts: darker in color than normal and higher stench factor. not buoyant at all, a total sinker.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Kirk, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Veal Parmigiana
Thoughts: The initial sensation of the turtle head suggested this might be more like a 2, but that was just the nub. Remaining 5 inches were much smoother.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: pasta
Thoughts: Decent poo, rather uneventful.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Dirty Wings
Thoughts: After a one day hiatus of no poop and reheating the left over dirty wings , I felt like I left 30% of my body weight in the bowl. Temperature was hot.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Brian, Bristol: 2, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: sammich
Thoughts: Very lumpy and 2-like...almost exactly like the reference image. Seemed incomplete, and left me feeling unsatisfied.

Kirk, Bristol: 6, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Dirty Buffalo Wings
Thoughts: A burning, liquefied hot wing encore...I knew this morning's bristol 3 was too good to be true. :|

Kirk, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Dirty Buffalo Wings
Thoughts: 3 egg-sized stinkers. Couldn't get a visual on the first one as it had already sought refuge down the pipe somewhere, very dense.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Kirk, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Barbecue Chicken Pizza
Thoughts: Kind of just "fell out". About 6 blobs with varying degrees of buoyancy, fairly neutral odor.

Scooter, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: steak
Thoughts: stench factor high, massive U shaped turd. felt like a 2 pounder.

Brian, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Rice-veggie thing
Thoughts: One sip of coffee...BAM!