Kirk, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Veal Parmigiana
Thoughts: The initial sensation of the turtle head suggested this might be more like a 2, but that was just the nub. Remaining 5 inches were much smoother.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: pasta
Thoughts: Decent poo, rather uneventful.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Dirty Wings
Thoughts: After a one day hiatus of no poop and reheating the left over dirty wings , I felt like I left 30% of my body weight in the bowl. Temperature was hot.

Brian, Bristol: 2, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: sammich
Thoughts: Very lumpy and 2-like...almost exactly like the reference image. Seemed incomplete, and left me feeling unsatisfied.

Kirk, Bristol: 6, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal: Dirty Buffalo Wings
Thoughts: A burning, liquefied hot wing encore...I knew this morning's bristol 3 was too good to be true. :|

Kirk, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Dirty Buffalo Wings
Thoughts: 3 egg-sized stinkers. Couldn't get a visual on the first one as it had already sought refuge down the pipe somewhere, very dense.

Kirk, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Barbecue Chicken Pizza
Thoughts: Kind of just "fell out". About 6 blobs with varying degrees of buoyancy, fairly neutral odor.

Scooter, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: steak
Thoughts: stench factor high, massive U shaped turd. felt like a 2 pounder.

Brian, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Rice-veggie thing
Thoughts: One sip of coffee...BAM!

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: BBQ chicken pizza
Thoughts: No visual confirmation, but I'd speculate it was 6 or 7 inches that managed to stay in hiding this morning. Underwhelming, obviously, but pleasurable nonetheless.

Kirk, Bristol: 5, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: Cheese Ravioli
Thoughts: The unpleasantness of the stench was further complicated by the fact that I had problems with the automatic light and had to shit in the dark.

Brian, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: Goulash
Thoughts: Needed some thinking time, so I didn't give it the full percolation that it really needed. Expecting a continuation this afternoon.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Turkey sandwich
Thoughts: Pretty much a continuation of this morning's poo...I think I rushed it a bit before.

Kirk, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: Chicken Francaise
Thoughts: Slid out so easily and effortlessly that I needed a hasty visual confirmation that anything even came out. 2 wiper.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: Pancakes!
Thoughts: A bit sticky, requiring extensive cleaning. TP supplies dropped into the red zone with no spare roll, so it was a tense couple of minutes.

Scooter, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Pasta and meatballs
Thoughts: Best word to describe this is "Thick and Pasty", kinda like heinz ketchup.

Kirk, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Pork Tenderloin
Thoughts: Visually resembled my last meal almost exactly. Minor stench factor and a nice shade of burnt sienna.

Scooter, Bristol: 2, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Steak and Shrimp
Thoughts: Strange consistency , very dense and thick. Required more effort than normal to expel, probably a result of recent pain killer medications.

Kirk, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: General Tso Chicken
Thoughts: Overall pretty standard. Smelled like cheetos which was strange.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: pasta
Thoughts: Stink factor: excessive. First update from shrike!