Kirk, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: Chicken Francaise
Thoughts: Slid out so easily and effortlessly that I needed a hasty visual confirmation that anything even came out. 2 wiper.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 2

Last Meal: Pancakes!
Thoughts: A bit sticky, requiring extensive cleaning. TP supplies dropped into the red zone with no spare roll, so it was a tense couple of minutes.

Scooter, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: Pasta and meatballs
Thoughts: Best word to describe this is "Thick and Pasty", kinda like heinz ketchup.

Kirk, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Pork Tenderloin
Thoughts: Visually resembled my last meal almost exactly. Minor stench factor and a nice shade of burnt sienna.

Scooter, Bristol: 2, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: Steak and Shrimp
Thoughts: Strange consistency , very dense and thick. Required more effort than normal to expel, probably a result of recent pain killer medications.

Kirk, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 4

Last Meal: General Tso Chicken
Thoughts: Overall pretty standard. Smelled like cheetos which was strange.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 3

Last Meal: pasta
Thoughts: Stink factor: excessive. First update from shrike!

Brian, Bristol: 7, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal:
Thoughts: Fuck this, I'm going home.

Brian, Bristol: 7, Pleasure: 1

Last Meal:
Thoughts: Ugh...just popped my 7 cherry.

Kirk, Bristol: 3, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Burger King Angry Chicken Sandwich
Thoughts: Resembled a large Cuban cigar and was amazingly almost perfectly neutrally buoyant. Mild to no stench.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Turkey burger
Thoughts: Rather uneventful. Which, considering my gastrointestinal problems the past couple weeks, is awesome.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Sushi
Thoughts: A masterpiece of fecal proportion. Solid 16 inch log, girthy and appropriate color. Stench factor reduced by quick courtesy flush.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Last Meal: Spinach and tomatoe omlette
Thoughts: That sat in the chamber longer than I would have liked but well worth it. Like a fine red wine, the longer you wait the better it is.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 2

Thoughts: While the poo itself was rather enjoyable, the lingering stench from Kirk made it wholly unpleasant.

Kirk, Bristol: 6, Pleasure: 1

Thoughts: Liquid fire, burned on contact...estimated PH of 3. Makes me wish there was a shower at work. Gonna be a long day.

Scooter, Bristol: 7, Pleasure: 1

Thoughts: Post Hockey, Heat exhaustion bowel explosion. Thank god i had to take a shower anyway.

Kirk, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 4

Thoughts: A rare but satisfying mid evening shit. Nice clean one wiper.

Brian, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 2

Thoughts: Pretty healthy 4, but it required a bit more pushing than I usually like.

Scooter, Bristol: 4, Pleasure: 5

Thoughts: Been waiting all morning for that one to finish brewing. Multiple 7-8 inch logs , thick as a brick. Baby wipes = fresh as a daisy.

Kirk, Bristol: 6, Pleasure: 1

Thoughts: Need a pleasure rating of "-1" for this...only because I had to see the remnants of Brian's 5er from last night before I even started.